Good Grief!

Yikes! It's been over two months since I last posted here. Well, you know how busy I get. Never a dull moment in Monument City. I think that it's nice I can communcate with people on the Internet. Folks have been known to say some strange things about me. To be honest, truth can be stranger than fiction (Heh-heh). This blog allows me to set the record straight. For instance, there are some people who think I'm a visitor from another planet. Com'on, people. Sure, I can do stuff far beyond the abilities of mortal men, but I'm no alien. I was born right here in the good ol' U.S. of A. When I come up with something better to talk about, I'll pop back in.

Meantime, if you'd like to look at some compromising pictures of me, check out the Afrodisium Exhibit at the Afrodiseum Web site. I'm sure it'll be worth your while. ~_^